cirqueduinsanity:

For one college student, the stories of an inhumanly tall supernatural being couldn’t be farther from reality. But, as the school year transcribes, Jamie is hearing all sorts of strange tales about a paranormal entity that takes the virginity of young women. That’s all spook stories to scare girls into having sex, or is it? The truth of a tall, slender man may be more real than she’s ready for.

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING BOOK.

THIS IS FUCKING REAL.

A SLENDERMAN SMUT BOOK THAT YOU CAN BUY AT BARNES AND FUCKING NOBLE.

I’M DONE.

I.

AM.

FUCKING.

DONE.

i think every fandom is just playing the “how much fanfiction can we get legitimately published” game