March 2012
confessions of an awkward college temple run addict
February 2012
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i finally have an ipod again
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glared:
pallettownhardcore:
kurttravis:
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a class of 50 people
5 minutes before class: only me
2 minutes before class: a few people shuffle in
10 minutes after class begins: fucking hordes of people shoving themselves in the door what is teaching what do you mean interrupting i need 15 minutes to find a fucking seat
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what was that one thing Hugo won
oh yeah
it was everything
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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that awkward montage when there are clips from amazing movies
and twilight
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
This...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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I am finally going to watch The Adventures of Tin Tin
me: no i don't want to go to your twilight party
me: i hate that series
me: why would you even invite me
friend: i have a cat you can pet
me: i am so there
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I AM GOING TO BE AN RA AUGHHH
ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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Erik: oh Charles you are so naive to the evil of the world!
Erik: you have no idea what humanity is really capable of!
Erik: silly Charles so blissfully unaware of the real cruelty lurking within each human
Erik: you just don't understand that their secret motive is to destroy all us mutants
Erik: completely ignorant to-
Charles: bitch, I can read people's fucking minds.
when going back to edit a post with a typo
tardis-takeoff:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.