February 2011
Feb 1st
napoleonbonerhard asked: lul will u be mi valentine
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
nicolesevilla: But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Feb 1st
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SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE PLANET
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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I'm missing so many people that I have no idea...
I was like “Hey, why is Tumblr so slow tonight…” “I AM MISSING 74 PEOPLE”
Feb 1st
WOW so the number of people I was following fell...
WHAT THE FUCK DO, TUMBLR. WHAT THE FUCK DO.
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Can't talk, I'm sexercising.
Feb 1st
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My dad is watching Do The Creep.
And he likes it.
Feb 1st
January 2011
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing: What I’ll be doing:
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
I let people know when their nipples are visible.
Well /I/ would want to know, anyway.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Listen I’ll Follow You Into The Dark  Death Cab For...
Jan 28th
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I HEARD IN THE UK EVERYTHING IS DEEP-FRIED IN...
tatitotes: I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT’S NOT TRUE I’M WRITING A LETTER TO THE QUEEN.
Jan 28th
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Fun infographics.
It hasn’t changed, dear.
Jan 28th
I'm Just waiting for you to talk to me...
purelymyself: & When you do I’m like…
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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ListenMaroon 5 | A Little of Your Time
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Getting Drunk and Losing My Lip Virginity
armand0pe: turningjapaneseonyourmother: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is getting drunk and losing my lip virginity.  I don’t even know the stupid boy’s name.  What I did is getting around school and people are saying mean things to me now.  This is my biggest regret ever so far. [Female, 14] ….lip……….virginity?………… maybe she sucked him off? The post tags said...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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"I spend all of my free time with my friends."
Oh. I didn’t know that. Because you never spend time with me. So…
Jan 26th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Maroon 5 (51) Florence + the Machine (44) Vampire Weekend (37) The Beatles (23) Band of Horses (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 26th
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This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
Jan 25th
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I am so sick of girls that are like "Why is he...
Jan 24th
One of those things used to judge people
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette kissed someone gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone to a rock concert. helped someone. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time with out sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. ...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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"I keep various weapons strategically placed...
burtoo:
Jan 23rd
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