The Mjolnir is my Penis: Archive

It's kind of a shock when I stumble on the Tumblr...

I didn’t have the internet much when I was that old. We’ve successfully corrupted the younger generations.

Jan 1st

livelongandsuckmydick replied to your post:If any of my local losers are bored at 2am, my door will be unlocked all night. guuuurl where in florida do you live? Ocala. South of those pretentious college motherfuckers and north of every tourist in existence.

Jan 1st

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If any of my local losers are bored at 2am, my...

Also my fridge will be open to everyone. I may be asleep.

Jan 1st

“The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to...”

– Buddha

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Going to watch Howl's Moving Castle then scamper...

If anyone else has a desperate need for human company, I am quite at my leisure.

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: I am so sorry for going to your house in the middle of the night it was very rude of me, but you made me feel so much better thank you <3<3<3

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: I am so sorry for going to your house in the middle of the night it was very rude of me, but you made me feel so much better thank you <3<3<3

Dec 31st

Remember When: I cut off all of my hair

5 Months Later

Dec 31st

missingno-: What’s a tumblrship Reminds me of the day tumblarity was taken from our arms Anyone remember No Of course not You’re all new faggots I wish tumblarity was back, mine would be so fucking high

Dec 31st

New Years Plans

kelliluw: theocarinaoftime: kelliluw: theocarinaoftime: Hang out with SOMEONE, hopefully Be naked all day Tumblr I texted you asking if you wanted to hang out at like 12 today I’m getting Christmas texts like 5 days late, I’ll probably get your text next week. My phone is retarded. Okay lol So we hangin? Haha I asked Jessica if she wanted to as well after she gets off work ...

Dec 31st

To sum up 2010 in one image

stetsons-are-cool: homemadedarkmark: ooh-voldy-voldy:

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Resolutions

Chill the FUCK OUT Don’t take ‘no’ for an answer Stay in touch with my best friends Maintain support of my people

Dec 31st

5 people you got really close to this year

Krista (even though it was fleeting) Zack Sydni Jessica Dusty

Dec 31st

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New Years Plans

Hang out with SOMEONE, hopefully Be naked all day Tumblr

Dec 31st

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What the hell happened in 2010

Tumblr turns black Jessi Slaughter and the Consequences That Were Never The Same Matt Smith as the new Eleven The excruciating countdown to Deathly Hallows part 1 The World Cup flags on Tumblr 4Chan ends up raiding their own board instead of Tumblr Jake Gyllenhaal breaks up with me for Taylor Swift Tumblr turns purple Inception comes out Spirit Pokemon take over Tumblr Anything else?

Dec 31st

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Things people fail to understand

When I say I am sick, I am sick I have been confined to my bed for two weeks. I will be overjoyed when school starts again, mainly because I get to leave my house. No, I am not avoiding hanging out with any of you people. I just happen to be unable to move. No big.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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MY BODY IS READY

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

"you're cute when you're mad."

LOL, bitch Ima be fucking gorgeous in a minute.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

I feel like a tool for making one of those hipster...

However, as Zack and my dad would say, you live in the kitchen why is it such a big deal. Oh, the qualms of being female. Here a photo of how shitty I am right now. Not pictured: Kidney failure The flu Attractive men I need to straighten my hair before I go out into the public. This has been a post.

Dec 29th

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HOW TO BE STUPID: ALEX EDITION

TEXT IN THE SHOWER

Dec 29th

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